HEY! DON'T JUST FAVE THIS AND LEAVE! READ THE TEXT BELOW FIRST.
Please read the entry on Drone Jeffs [link]
and the overview of the Worm Jeff mythos [link]
otherwise this won't make any sense.
Here is High Priest Jonathan, Guru Anna's [link]
second-in-command. His wings (which are not visible in this frontal shot) are moth-like and fully retractable, coming out of two slits in the back of his robe. What his face looks like is a mystery; only Worm Jeff himself has ever seen it, and he's not tellin'. Unlike most other Drones, he has plantigrade feet.
Unlike other Commanders, he does not directly supervise the Drones of his caste (Anna does that herself, via telepathy.) Instead, he has been personally chosen by Worm Jeff to be the head of a cult that worships Jeff The Killer, called The Sleep-Bringers. Its message is that Jeff is an angel come to Earth to cleanse the world of the sin of sloth, and by becoming his "vessel" one becomes a perfect being.
To enter this secret society, you must kill your family pet (symbolizing Jeff killing his brother) and draw the Mark Of Jeff on the floor or the wall closest to you with its blood. Finally, close your eyes and chant "Go To Sleep" over and over, and Jonathan himself will teleport you to the Sleep-Bringers' headquarters. The second method takes longer and is less reliable; write a letter requesting membership in the Drones' language (basically English interspersed with buzzes and clicks, symbolized by "x̴", "bzz", and "clik" in writing), seal it in a red envelope, and instead of a return address draw the Mark Of Jeff on it. Most post officers will just dismiss it, but ones who have been indoctrinated (the Sleep-Bringers are EVERYWHERE, you know) will recognize the symbol. Within 2 weeks you should receive a package containing your starter kit which contains a robe, a pendant, an audio CD (with a disc player and earbuds included), a branding iron, three syringes, and a tiny vial of a mixture of Worm Jeff's venom and water (the venom is very water-soluble.)
Let me explain the Mark Of Jeff for a second. When Worm Jeff attaches to someone, this mark appears somewhere on their bodies (in Jonathan's case, on the palm of his left hand.) But he doesn't have to; by carving or branding the Mark onto your body, you're basically inviting him to come and infect you and turn you into a Jeff or Drone Jeff. Having this symbol on you also makes you more susceptible to his mind control. Jonathan has the unique ability to brand people with it merely by pressing his hand onto their bare flesh.
Now, allow to me explain the significance of the indoctrination CD. Unlike normal "Jeffization", Worm Jeff doesn't have to physically attach to the victim in order to turn someone into a Drone; all that's needed is the injection of a large amount of his venom and a recording of his "suggestions". Underneath Jonathan's rants of how Jeff The Killer will cleanse the world of sloth and bring about a new era of beauty and harmony, there is a subliminal recording of the "suggestions" played in a subsonic frequency. Alone, the recording is harmless. But repeated exposure to the subliminal frequency combined with having Worm Jeff's venom in your body and the Mark Of Jeff on your flesh, begins to trigger the the Drone transformation process. Additionally, the more times you listen to it a day, the more accelerated the mutation process is. If the Jeff-antivenom (more on that in a future deviation) is administered in time, the transformation can be safely halted. But, if a victim only listens to the recording one or two times a day, the initial mutations will not be as pronounced and thus he harder to detect.
The cult was originally devised as way for Worm Jeff to make Drones without having to attach to people, but Jonathan realized that he could use the brainwashing powers of the CD to make humans compliant with Jeff's schemes and even use them to help cover-up the existence of Worm Jeff and his empire.
DISCLAIMER: These rituals don't work in real life, so DON'T kill your hamster and smear its blood on your wall, or carve the Mark Of Jeff onto your skin. I know YOU (hopefully) realize this is all pretend, but there are some genuinely crazy people out there...