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-URGENT HEALTH WARNING-NATIONWIDE ALERT-
A new type of Jeff Venom infectee has been discovered! These beasts are nearly identical in size and superficial physiology to normal rock doves, but don't be fooled! They are vicious, and will mercilessly peck and dive-bomb any human that comes into their territory.

Because of rumors that their meat is the most rich, succulent and flavorful of all pigeons, some foolhardy epicures are attempting to capture them. Don't risk it!

The "Hoodie Pigeons" were first seen on a garbage scow, which was carrying "medical waste" (actually a batch of synthetic Jeff Venom.)

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the Worm Jeff mythos (c)